As I stumbled through Target’s parking lot the other day, I came to a rather rueful realization:
I can’t walk anymore.
By myself, that is. I have no gait, no stride. When left without a baby, a stroller, a hand to hold, a grocery cart, or a large bag…I don’t know what to do with myself. I’ve got this hilarious hiccup-y, stutter-y walk.
I know Mommy Brain is supposed to disappear and Functional Brain is supposed to reappear by the time your youngest is 5 (oh, goodness, we want another baby…so let’s see, that gives me seven more years of Mommy Brain, yikes). How many years before the Mommy Walk disappears?