In imaginary play, I noticed that various characters were being bequeathed the unsavory name of “Diarrhea”.
Me :: Let’s not talk about diarrhea.
Lia :: Why not?
Me :: Well, what is diarrhea?
Lia: It’s poo-poo.
Me: It’s not nice to talk about poo-poo.
Lia :: But Princess Diarrheas – we have that movie.
I ask you, what is a mother to say? Haha.
This is just the most recent in many funny word confusions Lia has been using lately. Yesterday, for example, we painted our nails with “polinai-ish”. Would that be a spoonerism of nail polish?